"No swordplay on the stairs, guys."
"Don't use your brother as a skateboard."
"No nudity at the dinner table, please."
"Grapes are not ammo."
"The couches are not trampolines."
"The cat is not a pillow."
"No, sweetheart, I doubt your teacher's a Sith Lord."
"Penises are for private."
"What are you doing on the kitchen counter?"
"Well if you're really a Jedi you can use the Force. No hitting."
"Boys, where's Mommy's pink purse?"
"Stop eating your big brother's socks."
"Let's not eat the dirt. How about a snack instead?"
"Can we take soccer practice outside please?"
"Who would like to tell me why your baby brother's hair is purple?"
"No, there is no T-Rex under your bed. Yes, I will check."
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